A PRETTY DAY found me wiring a wall outlet, when a web spider appeared in the open window. It had descended so far, and then stopped. This large thing, in defiance of gravity, apparently saw me; and seemed to suspect that I saw her.
Dangling before my eyes, waiting for something to happen, I filled the moment with a sharp: YAAAAH..!!!
Down she dropped, down to the floor, and disappeared.
The end.
Thwarticus 